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Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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This is my asshole cat Emily. We found her when she was only a tiny bubba when she followed my class onto a sports field, so I made my mum take her home. We were going to put an ad in the paper saying we found her but when we have her a bath the water was pure black so we figured she was definitely abandoned.Emily likes to drink out of the bath tub, it must be running water as well. She refuses to eat left over dry food, it must be fresh. Emily also likes to meow at the back door until you let her inside, then she’ll jump out the laundry window just to go meow at the door again and make you get up. She LOVES new people, when friends come over she’ll pretend I’m not there and snuggle with my friends. Shes also tiny! Emily recently got caught in a cat trap and taken to the pound, I spent my 18th birthday crying all day because I thought she was dead, then I cried even more when I saw her photo on the pounds website. Even though little emily is a total arrogant asshole cat, she is the most amazing cat in the world <3

This is my asshole cat Emily. We found her when she was only a tiny bubba when she followed my class onto a sports field, so I made my mum take her home. We were going to put an ad in the paper saying we found her but when we have her a bath the water was pure black so we figured she was definitely abandoned.
Emily likes to drink out of the bath tub, it must be running water as well. She refuses to eat left over dry food, it must be fresh. Emily also likes to meow at the back door until you let her inside, then she’ll jump out the laundry window just to go meow at the door again and make you get up. She LOVES new people, when friends come over she’ll pretend I’m not there and snuggle with my friends. Shes also tiny! Emily recently got caught in a cat trap and taken to the pound, I spent my 18th birthday crying all day because I thought she was dead, then I cried even more when I saw her photo on the pounds website. Even though little emily is a total arrogant asshole cat, she is the most amazing cat in the world <3

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