fyeahassholecat

This is my asshole cat, Scout. 
Her nickname is Princess. She gets whatever she wants. She refuses to jump up to the table to eat her food- she must be picked up and placed there. And then she doesn’t always eat her food. She must be pet along her lower back a couple times before she’ll eat. Sounds cute, right? Wrong. She’s actually antisocial and does not often liked to be pet. Pet her too many times and she grabs your hand with her front claws and will bite as hard as she can. She isn’t afraid to draw blood. 
And on top of that she waits by the back door. Except she never goes out when you open it. Or comes in when she waits on the outside.
((I love her, but she’s definitely an asshole cat XD))