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Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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This is Jojo. He is an ginger kitty with a big belly and small head. He is only acting extra cute in this picture to compensate for the amount of assholiness he has inside his heart. He demands attention every waking second of his life, and when he doesn’t get it, he decides to jump upon the book shelves and knock down books, one by one. As each book falls to the floor, he slowly turns his head to make sure you’re watching him do it. I have tried ignoring this behavior as I thought he’d get bored and stop, but he is a patient and stubborn cat. He has figured out how to work door knobs and cupboards, as well. Sometimes he just likes to lay on his back in the kitchen and open/close the cupboard doors for amusement. As far as I know, he has no clear goal in mind when he does this. He must just like the annoying sound of the cupboards slamming shut continuously….over…and over again. 
I truly believe I could write a book about the random, crazy things this cat does every day. These two examples are only scratching the surface of his insane psyche. He is the most unique cat I have ever known and I love him to pieces. <3

This is Jojo. He is an ginger kitty with a big belly and small head. He is only acting extra cute in this picture to compensate for the amount of assholiness he has inside his heart. He demands attention every waking second of his life, and when he doesn’t get it, he decides to jump upon the book shelves and knock down books, one by one. As each book falls to the floor, he slowly turns his head to make sure you’re watching him do it. I have tried ignoring this behavior as I thought he’d get bored and stop, but he is a patient and stubborn cat. He has figured out how to work door knobs and cupboards, as well. Sometimes he just likes to lay on his back in the kitchen and open/close the cupboard doors for amusement. As far as I know, he has no clear goal in mind when he does this. He must just like the annoying sound of the cupboards slamming shut continuously….over…and over again. 

I truly believe I could write a book about the random, crazy things this cat does every day. These two examples are only scratching the surface of his insane psyche. He is the most unique cat I have ever known and I love him to pieces. <3

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