fyeahassholecat

This is my asshole cat Mojito. He is adorable and every time me and my girlfriend watch him or stare at him, he has a different expression on his face. But don’t be fooled by his innocent appearence, he’s actually a smartass sneaky asshole. When you buy him food, he doesen’t like it unless it’s the most expensive top brand available, and even then he gets tired of it after a while that he would just stare snobby at his bowl without daring to taste it. Sometimes he messes up all his bowls full of food and water because it’s not good enough. When you walk around the bed, he’s waiting underneath to attack your feet, if you dare to kiss him be careful because he might bite your face! He goes to a room, farts, and leaves. When actually you disclipline him, he’ll get his revenge which can be pooping on the floor or knocking your stuff from tables, shelves, and so on. Not to mention…he’s absolutely jealous of me and my girlfriend that he even stops us from having intimate moments! Little bastard, you’re my love.