fyeahassholecat

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Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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This is my asshole cat Matty. He likes to play this “oh look at me I am so cute and nice” thing but in reality he is a little terror. He likes to wake me up at 3am wanting to be fed, likes to jump in the bath tub while I’m having a bath (resulting in many scratches) and his most favourite thing to do is to be licking you all cutely and then CHOMP he bites you out of nowhere. He also likes to steal your spot on the couch and in the middle of the night while you’re going to the bathroom, he’ll come attack your legs resulting in you nearly tripping & being scared to death. Even though he does those things, I still love him so much anyways and consider him my little baby. :)

This is my asshole cat Matty. He likes to play this “oh look at me I am so cute and nice” thing but in reality he is a little terror. He likes to wake me up at 3am wanting to be fed, likes to jump in the bath tub while I’m having a bath (resulting in many scratches) and his most favourite thing to do is to be licking you all cutely and then CHOMP he bites you out of nowhere. He also likes to steal your spot on the couch and in the middle of the night while you’re going to the bathroom, he’ll come attack your legs resulting in you nearly tripping & being scared to death.

Even though he does those things, I still love him so much anyways and consider him my little baby. :)

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