fyeahassholecat

This is my arsehole of a cat, Duke aka the Ginger Ninja or Squidge. Don’t be fooled by his ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ expression, he can be such a stressy little sod when he wants to be. He bites and claws. He springs for your ankles. If it’s dark and you pass him in the hall, he will attack you. He sleeps with his butt in my face and purrs like a chirping bird, whilst he’s sleeping. He’ll be your best friend one moment and then attack you the next. He begs to be played with and when you get the toy out he will just sod off somewhere else. I bought him a new cat nip toy just this morning and within five minutes it was ripped open and there was a cat nip cloud in the kitchen. He is the biggest arsehole I know, but I don’t know what I’d be without him and I’m so glad he stumbled into my life.