fyeahassholecat

YES.
Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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This handsome ginger is Winston, or winny. While he looks docile and adorable here, he is of course an asshole cat. What is Winston a fan of? Well,  for starters… you have hands therefore you must be petting him. MUST. If not he will stand close to you or crawl to the back of the couch by your head and meow. not a normal meow either sort of a “reea-ow” long and obvious that he wants your attention. Oh youre walking to the kitchen? This man runs in between your feet in a figure 8 movement to insure that he trips you at least 4 times. When you put food in his bowl he just stares at it and meows like its never good enough. he constantly tips over his water bowl. its fun for him. Hes also a big boy and knows this so while youre not paying attention he will walk across your boobs and kneed with his giant claws. He loves to wake me and my girlfriend up at all hours of the night. just to pet him. he sets his head under our hands and meows loudly. If you try to have him lay down so you can pet him he walks around you and then nibbles your hands. But I couldnt ask for any other kitty, because I love him.

This handsome ginger is Winston, or winny. While he looks docile and adorable here, he is of course an asshole cat. What is Winston a fan of? Well,  for starters… you have hands therefore you must be petting him. MUST. If not he will stand close to you or crawl to the back of the couch by your head and meow. not a normal meow either sort of a “reea-ow” long and obvious that he wants your attention. Oh youre walking to the kitchen? This man runs in between your feet in a figure 8 movement to insure that he trips you at least 4 times. When you put food in his bowl he just stares at it and meows like its never good enough. he constantly tips over his water bowl. its fun for him. Hes also a big boy and knows this so while youre not paying attention he will walk across your boobs and kneed with his giant claws. He loves to wake me and my girlfriend up at all hours of the night. just to pet him. he sets his head under our hands and meows loudly. If you try to have him lay down so you can pet him he walks around you and then nibbles your hands. But I couldnt ask for any other kitty, because I love him.

Meet Arny, when he was born we figured he would be deaf due to the blue eyes and all white ordeal, and he was a product of inbreeding. As he got older his orange started to show up and we assured that he wasnt deaf, he does however have that one eye that kinda sorta doesnt always line up with the other. He was spoiled by my girlfriend, I was also somewhat to blame for his assholery. He uses his unbelievable cuteness to get his way. 
You can not eat near Arny. Hes so sneaky. First he will go right for it and you tell him no and he runs away. 10 min later he’ll sneak up to the back of the couch and lay down with his paws on your shoulder purring loudly. then when he knows we are captivated by his cute, he moves in closer and comes to your lap all purring and rubbing on you. While your not looking he slowly gets closer to your plate, even closer and then he bats at your food with his paw, and only does this when he knows youre not looking. eventually he’ll get a piece of chicken and run off with it in his mouth before you even notice hes taken it. 
If you discipline him he then goes to your favorite shoes and pisses in them, hes fixed and does this still.
Hes also a large fan  of drinking out of the toilet, while there he also grabs the end of the toilet paper in his mouth and runs around the house with it. 
He is so gosh darn adorable however that we cant stay mad at him  <3

Meet Arny, when he was born we figured he would be deaf due to the blue eyes and all white ordeal, and he was a product of inbreeding. As he got older his orange started to show up and we assured that he wasnt deaf, he does however have that one eye that kinda sorta doesnt always line up with the other. He was spoiled by my girlfriend, I was also somewhat to blame for his assholery. He uses his unbelievable cuteness to get his way. 

You can not eat near Arny. Hes so sneaky. First he will go right for it and you tell him no and he runs away. 10 min later he’ll sneak up to the back of the couch and lay down with his paws on your shoulder purring loudly. then when he knows we are captivated by his cute, he moves in closer and comes to your lap all purring and rubbing on you. While your not looking he slowly gets closer to your plate, even closer and then he bats at your food with his paw, and only does this when he knows youre not looking. eventually he’ll get a piece of chicken and run off with it in his mouth before you even notice hes taken it. 

If you discipline him he then goes to your favorite shoes and pisses in them, hes fixed and does this still.

Hes also a large fan  of drinking out of the toilet, while there he also grabs the end of the toilet paper in his mouth and runs around the house with it. 

He is so gosh darn adorable however that we cant stay mad at him  <3

This is my asshole cat Boots. He&#8217;s around four or five years old and is actually much fatter than that now. He always comes over to be petted but attacks me when he&#8217;s bored of it. He meows to go outside but when I go to unlock the door he pounces at me as soon as I&#8217;m in range. He rolls onto his back and exposes his fluffy belly and stares at me until I come to fuss him, and then makes like a beartrap and springs shut on my arm with a vice-like grip. He scares me every night by appearing at the window when it&#8217;s dark and I&#8217;m alone.
But I love him. He&#8217;s all big and fluffy and derpy.

This is my asshole cat Boots. He’s around four or five years old and is actually much fatter than that now. He always comes over to be petted but attacks me when he’s bored of it. He meows to go outside but when I go to unlock the door he pounces at me as soon as I’m in range. He rolls onto his back and exposes his fluffy belly and stares at me until I come to fuss him, and then makes like a beartrap and springs shut on my arm with a vice-like grip. He scares me every night by appearing at the window when it’s dark and I’m alone.

But I love him. He’s all big and fluffy and derpy.

This is my asshole cat, Kato. We nicknamed him &#8220;shitty kitty,&#8221; cause he smells like Poseidon&#8217;s asshole after he shits. :cHis hobby is knocking shit over, especially in the middle of the night when everybody&#8217;s asleep.He&#8217;s sooooo adorable and he makes you just wanna cuddle with him. ♥ It&#8217;s a shame he tries to gnaw your fingers off whenever someone tries to pet him ):

This is my asshole cat, Kato. We nicknamed him “shitty kitty,” cause he smells like Poseidon’s asshole after he shits. :c
His hobby is knocking shit over, especially in the middle of the night when everybody’s asleep.
He’s sooooo adorable and he makes you just wanna cuddle with him. ♥ It’s a shame he tries to gnaw your fingers off whenever someone tries to pet him ):

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This is my cat, Ebony. She won&#8217;t even stay still long enough so I can take a picture of her. 

This is my cat, Ebony. She won’t even stay still long enough so I can take a picture of her. 

This is Bella.She is always in everyones face because she is overly social and does not know boundaries. While having an affectionate cat is just lovely, it is not lovely when she is affectionate with my food and feels the need to stick her face in my plate.
But I have finally trained her to stay off the table!1. spray ass hole cat with water2. hiss at ass hole cat
Now she just looks from afar. 
I have higher quality pictures of her on my blog if you just click here it&#8217;ll bring you to the pictures and here for another ass hole cat named Bailey!
c:

This is Bella.
She is always in everyones face because she is overly social and does not know boundaries. While having an affectionate cat is just lovely, it is not lovely when she is affectionate with my food and feels the need to stick her face in my plate.

But I have finally trained her to stay off the table!
1. spray ass hole cat with water
2. hiss at ass hole cat

Now she just looks from afar. 

I have higher quality pictures of her on my blog if you just click here it’ll bring you to the pictures and here for another ass hole cat named Bailey!

c:

Thanks for the cold drink Mom. You should get yourself one, it’s pretty good.
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Thanks for the cold drink Mom. You should get yourself one, it’s pretty good.

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