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This is my asshole cat Boots. He’s around four or five years old and is actually much fatter than that now. He always comes over to be petted but attacks me when he’s bored of it. He meows to go outside but when I go to unlock the door he pounces at me as soon as I’m in range. He rolls onto his back and exposes his fluffy belly and stares at me until I come to fuss him, and then makes like a beartrap and springs shut on my arm with a vice-like grip. He scares me every night by appearing at the window when it’s dark and I’m alone.

But I love him. He’s all big and fluffy and derpy.

This is my asshole cat, Kato. We nicknamed him “shitty kitty,” cause he smells like Poseidon’s asshole after he shits. :c
His hobby is knocking shit over, especially in the middle of the night when everybody’s asleep.
He’s sooooo adorable and he makes you just wanna cuddle with him. ♥ It’s a shame he tries to gnaw your fingers off whenever someone tries to pet him ):

This is my cat, Ebony. She won’t even stay still long enough so I can take a picture of her. 

This is Bella.
She is always in everyones face because she is overly social and does not know boundaries. While having an affectionate cat is just lovely, it is not lovely when she is affectionate with my food and feels the need to stick her face in my plate.

But I have finally trained her to stay off the table!
1. spray ass hole cat with water
2. hiss at ass hole cat

Now she just looks from afar. 

I have higher quality pictures of her on my blog if you just click here it’ll bring you to the pictures and here for another ass hole cat named Bailey!

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Thanks for the cold drink Mom. You should get yourself one, it’s pretty good.

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This is Mephisto. He is a half devil, half satan breed. If you look him in the eyes, he will run and jump into your face, up on your head, and give you a big kick as he jumps further. He likes to destroy stuff, only if it’s super expensive though, his victims so far being a Macbook Pro, two full-size mirrors, endless number of wires and mugs, and a camera. His favorite toy is an upside down crucifix, and he always sleeps next to my speakers when I blast black metal on full volume. I believe he is Satan himself, one sign being after waking up from anesthesia, he started to play and running rampant only few minutes after. And he is even more crazy now.
With all said, he is also the most adorable thing when he, after a long day of evil and cruelty, jumps up on my lap, starts to purr, and sleep with his head resting above my heart.
He is not normal, and that’s why I love him! 

This is my lovely cat, Kai. He is a big short tempered cat who loves….well, he sometimes loves some little things as watch birds in clear sunny days…but sometimes he just (normally) don’t love anything. He likes to sit on keyboards, use persons as pillows and  then bite them when he don’t want more attention. I can say he likes people but hates being touche for extrangers. This is my asshole cat, Kai.

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