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Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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This was my asshole cat Angel. We had to put her down on Wednesday when they found out a tumor blocking her intestines had been the cause of her massive weight loss for the past two months, and there was nothing we could do for her.
She was my best friend for almost 11 years, sitting on me, my laptop, my homework, my books, and demanding fresh water from the sink 5 times a day, just like the prissy kitty she was. We did everything together and I’m going to miss her more than anything. It’s hard to fall asleep without an asshole cat laying on your side. I’ll at least have her hair covering my clothes and bed for a very long time.

This was my asshole cat Angel. We had to put her down on Wednesday when they found out a tumor blocking her intestines had been the cause of her massive weight loss for the past two months, and there was nothing we could do for her.

She was my best friend for almost 11 years, sitting on me, my laptop, my homework, my books, and demanding fresh water from the sink 5 times a day, just like the prissy kitty she was. We did everything together and I’m going to miss her more than anything. It’s hard to fall asleep without an asshole cat laying on your side. I’ll at least have her hair covering my clothes and bed for a very long time.

This is Sushi. My friends found her on the streets a few weeks ago and couldn’t take her in, so they asked if I would. Since I recently moved out of my parents’ place and haven’t had a cat of my own for months, I said yes. I quickly learned her two favorite things to do are to lie on me/my laptop, and tear across the house with her abundant kitten energy, hunting whatever moves. Sometimes she’ll sleep for hours, but never at night. She likes to bite at your toes and neck and lips and nose when you’re sleeping. I still love her though. She’s my baby girl.

This is Sushi. My friends found her on the streets a few weeks ago and couldn’t take her in, so they asked if I would. Since I recently moved out of my parents’ place and haven’t had a cat of my own for months, I said yes. I quickly learned her two favorite things to do are to lie on me/my laptop, and tear across the house with her abundant kitten energy, hunting whatever moves. Sometimes she’ll sleep for hours, but never at night. She likes to bite at your toes and neck and lips and nose when you’re sleeping. I still love her though. She’s my baby girl.

This is my asshole cat called Avril. She is such a whore.. but I love her anyways because she is obese and fluffy :3.

This is my asshole cat called Avril. She is such a whore.. but I love her anyways because she is obese and fluffy :3.

This is my asshole cat, Mischa. I had to put her down yesterday, but in her three years on this world she made sure to make lots of trouble.

This is my asshole cat, Mischa. I had to put her down yesterday, but in her three years on this world she made sure to make lots of trouble.

This is Sooty, my asshole cat.
She like to sleep on my pillows right next to my head so when I turn over, I get a face full of fur!

This is Sooty, my asshole cat.

She like to sleep on my pillows right next to my head so when I turn over, I get a face full of fur!

(Image: Asshole cat
Top line: Has dozens of cat toys
Bottom line: Plays with your breakables)

(Image: Asshole cat

Top line: Has dozens of cat toys

Bottom line: Plays with your breakables)

This is my asshole cat, Scout.
Though she has free reign of the entire house, her favorite place to sleep is on top of my homework when I am trying to complete it. When I try to remove her furry little body from my text books, she retaliates and buries her claws into my flesh.
Scout’s hobbies include getting in the shower with me, shedding on all my black clothes, and pouncing on my stomach during the middle of the night.

This is my asshole cat, Scout.

Though she has free reign of the entire house, her favorite place to sleep is on top of my homework when I am trying to complete it. When I try to remove her furry little body from my text books, she retaliates and buries her claws into my flesh.

Scout’s hobbies include getting in the shower with me, shedding on all my black clothes, and pouncing on my stomach during the middle of the night.

This is the local asshole cat, Jett. He may act sweet, sure, and he may be a doofus, but he likes to pester all the other cats and be an overall pain. You can never tell whether he wants to be petted or left alone, and he thinks he’s hot stuff, so he bullies all the other cats that live around here whenever he feels like it. He once ran a sweet and adorable tortie up a tree!
He doesn’t fight with the other cats, but he’s still a nuisance. I love him, though. He’s actually very nice if you approach him in his favorite sandy spot and pet him gently. He just has too much of an ego is all.

This is the local asshole cat, Jett. He may act sweet, sure, and he may be a doofus, but he likes to pester all the other cats and be an overall pain. You can never tell whether he wants to be petted or left alone, and he thinks he’s hot stuff, so he bullies all the other cats that live around here whenever he feels like it. He once ran a sweet and adorable tortie up a tree!

He doesn’t fight with the other cats, but he’s still a nuisance. I love him, though. He’s actually very nice if you approach him in his favorite sandy spot and pet him gently. He just has too much of an ego is all.