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Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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How to Ruin Your Humans’ socks 101

How to Ruin Your Humans’ socks 101

This is my child, Tom Waits. He is indeed an asshole cat. Tom loves to be scratched behind his ears but don’t even think about touching his tummy. DANGER ZONE. He never learned how to play nice and I still have a few battle scars. We let him outside to roam and play. Every day Tom Waits leaves us a little present on our doorstep. His biggest accomplishment was the squirrel. 
Once he brought in a live chipmunk and let it run around the house, just out of sheer amusement. 
He’s a naughty boy, but he’s my naughty boy and I love him immensely. 

This is my child, Tom Waits. He is indeed an asshole cat. Tom loves to be scratched behind his ears but don’t even think about touching his tummy. DANGER ZONE. He never learned how to play nice and I still have a few battle scars. We let him outside to roam and play. Every day Tom Waits leaves us a little present on our doorstep. His biggest accomplishment was the squirrel. 

Once he brought in a live chipmunk and let it run around the house, just out of sheer amusement. 

He’s a naughty boy, but he’s my naughty boy and I love him immensely. 

This is The Doctor, also known as Doctor Squeakums, and Squeaky Bear. He may look cute and lovable in this picture, but let me assure you, he is a complete asshole. His hobbies include sleeping in the bathroom sink, pushing all the litter out of his litter box, biting my toes, using my arm as a scratching post, and meowing loudly for about 80% of the day because his water isn’t fresh enough. He’s the best cat I could ever ask for, even if he is a total asshole <3

This is The Doctor, also known as Doctor Squeakums, and Squeaky Bear. He may look cute and lovable in this picture, but let me assure you, he is a complete asshole. His hobbies include sleeping in the bathroom sink, pushing all the litter out of his litter box, biting my toes, using my arm as a scratching post, and meowing loudly for about 80% of the day because his water isn’t fresh enough. He’s the best cat I could ever ask for, even if he is a total asshole <3

Anonymous asked: I send a picture of me and my assholecat one or two weeks ago! I just want to ask if you have still pictures in your submission or if tumblr ate my message :)

But I dont know who you are, mystery anon! :O

Meet Sarge.
He is absolutely infatuated with me, but gets very moody when I try to take pictures with him.
His favorite activities include screaming at me for food, licking the inside of my ear, sitting on my laptop, taking smelly shits, and cuddling on my face.
I love this little asshole cat &lt;3

Meet Sarge.

He is absolutely infatuated with me, but gets very moody when I try to take pictures with him.

His favorite activities include screaming at me for food, licking the inside of my ear, sitting on my laptop, taking smelly shits, and cuddling on my face.

I love this little asshole cat <3

This is my asshole cat, Spaghetti. He enjoys watching Arrested Development while laying on my back, licking my nose at 4AM, laying on my keyboard, and generally being adorable.

This is my asshole cat, Spaghetti. He enjoys watching Arrested Development while laying on my back, licking my nose at 4AM, laying on my keyboard, and generally being adorable.

Ross, the love of my life. At 6 years old I walk into an animal shelter to buy a dog, come out with a dog &amp; cat, 11 years later my baby boy&#8217;s still with me. He&#8217;s the fattest most spoiled cat ever but he sleeps with me every night and he always cuddles with me when I&#8217;m crying &amp; alone. Although he gets in my way of schoolwork and steals my food,(btw he eats all things edible) he&#8217;s my everything&lt;3

Ross, the love of my life. At 6 years old I walk into an animal shelter to buy a dog, come out with a dog & cat, 11 years later my baby boy’s still with me. He’s the fattest most spoiled cat ever but he sleeps with me every night and he always cuddles with me when I’m crying & alone. Although he gets in my way of schoolwork and steals my food,(btw he eats all things edible) he’s my everything<3