This is The Doctor, also known as Doctor Squeakums, and Squeaky Bear. He may look cute and lovable in this picture, but let me assure you, he is a complete asshole. His hobbies include sleeping in the bathroom sink, pushing all the litter out of his litter box, biting my toes, using my arm as a scratching post, and meowing loudly for about 80% of the day because his water isn’t fresh enough. He’s the best cat I could ever ask for, even if he is a total asshole <3
Anonymous asked: I send a picture of me and my assholecat one or two weeks ago! I just want to ask if you have still pictures in your submission or if tumblr ate my message :)
But I dont know who you are, mystery anon! :O
Ross, the love of my life. At 6 years old I walk into an animal shelter to buy a dog, come out with a dog & cat, 11 years later my baby boy’s still with me. He’s the fattest most spoiled cat ever but he sleeps with me every night and he always cuddles with me when I’m crying & alone. Although he gets in my way of schoolwork and steals my food,(btw he eats all things edible) he’s my everything<3
This is my asshole cat, Punk.
He loves to bite and scratch everything… including my face. He is also impossibly loud. I love this little guy. See more about Punk at:
This was my asshole cat Angel. We had to put her down on Wednesday when they found out a tumor blocking her intestines had been the cause of her massive weight loss for the past two months, and there was nothing we could do for her.
She was my best friend for almost 11 years, sitting on me, my laptop, my homework, my books, and demanding fresh water from the sink 5 times a day, just like the prissy kitty she was. We did everything together and I’m going to miss her more than anything. It’s hard to fall asleep without an asshole cat laying on your side. I’ll at least have her hair covering my clothes and bed for a very long time.
This is Sushi. My friends found her on the streets a few weeks ago and couldn’t take her in, so they asked if I would. Since I recently moved out of my parents’ place and haven’t had a cat of my own for months, I said yes. I quickly learned her two favorite things to do are to lie on me/my laptop, and tear across the house with her abundant kitten energy, hunting whatever moves. Sometimes she’ll sleep for hours, but never at night. She likes to bite at your toes and neck and lips and nose when you’re sleeping. I still love her though. She’s my baby girl.