fyeahassholecat

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Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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See this asshole? This is Char, he gives you that look after he farts. He runs out the bathroom after he’s done shitting so you can smell it.

See this asshole? This is Char, he gives you that look after he farts. He runs out the bathroom after he’s done shitting so you can smell it.

My cat is more than a little weird. 

Also he purrs very loud, and takes up more of the bed than I do.

This is my asshole cat Calli. Yeah, she’s pretty, and yeah, she knows. She enjoys running rampant in the neighborhood, stealing other cats’ collars, and scaring the ever living daylights out of animals ten times larger than her.

This is my asshole cat Calli. Yeah, she’s pretty, and yeah, she knows. She enjoys running rampant in the neighborhood, stealing other cats’ collars, and scaring the ever living daylights out of animals ten times larger than her.

This is my asshole cat Emily. We found her when she was only a tiny bubba when she followed my class onto a sports field, so I made my mum take her home. We were going to put an ad in the paper saying we found her but when we have her a bath the water was pure black so we figured she was definitely abandoned.Emily likes to drink out of the bath tub, it must be running water as well. She refuses to eat left over dry food, it must be fresh. Emily also likes to meow at the back door until you let her inside, then she’ll jump out the laundry window just to go meow at the door again and make you get up. She LOVES new people, when friends come over she’ll pretend I’m not there and snuggle with my friends. Shes also tiny! Emily recently got caught in a cat trap and taken to the pound, I spent my 18th birthday crying all day because I thought she was dead, then I cried even more when I saw her photo on the pounds website. Even though little emily is a total arrogant asshole cat, she is the most amazing cat in the world <3

This is my asshole cat Emily. We found her when she was only a tiny bubba when she followed my class onto a sports field, so I made my mum take her home. We were going to put an ad in the paper saying we found her but when we have her a bath the water was pure black so we figured she was definitely abandoned.
Emily likes to drink out of the bath tub, it must be running water as well. She refuses to eat left over dry food, it must be fresh. Emily also likes to meow at the back door until you let her inside, then she’ll jump out the laundry window just to go meow at the door again and make you get up. She LOVES new people, when friends come over she’ll pretend I’m not there and snuggle with my friends. Shes also tiny! Emily recently got caught in a cat trap and taken to the pound, I spent my 18th birthday crying all day because I thought she was dead, then I cried even more when I saw her photo on the pounds website. Even though little emily is a total arrogant asshole cat, she is the most amazing cat in the world <3

This is my asshole cat, Tiger. She&#8217;s the most adorable little Devil. She hates every single living cat in the world, even the one she has lived with ever since she was just a month old kitten, she&#8217;s 5 years old now. She has a litter box, but has stop using it since the new kittens came&#160;; I have this weird feeling that she&#8217;s trying to tell me that she doesn&#8217;t like the new arrival to what she deems as the already crowded house. She sleeps everywhere, she&#8217;ll use 3/4 of the bed even though she&#8217;s a thousand time smaller than me, and have I mentioned how she&#8217;d kick me if I use &#8216;too much&#8217; space. She&#8217;s a diva too, she likes to sleep with the air conditioner on and please don&#8217;t forget to buy her the most expensive at the store, or she&#8217;d pee/poo all over the house + refuse to eat. I love her though, despite being an asshole she&#8217;d come to me when I&#8217;m crying or sad and just sit there and meow occasionally as if to say &#8220;I don&#8217;t like you that much, but I don&#8217;t like it when you&#8217;re sad too. So cheer up maybe?&#8221; I can&#8217;t imagine a life without this asshole and simply thinking of having to go to college and living without her is frustrating. 

This is my asshole cat, Tiger. She’s the most adorable little Devil. She hates every single living cat in the world, even the one she has lived with ever since she was just a month old kitten, she’s 5 years old now. She has a litter box, but has stop using it since the new kittens came ; I have this weird feeling that she’s trying to tell me that she doesn’t like the new arrival to what she deems as the already crowded house. She sleeps everywhere, she’ll use 3/4 of the bed even though she’s a thousand time smaller than me, and have I mentioned how she’d kick me if I use ‘too much’ space. She’s a diva too, she likes to sleep with the air conditioner on and please don’t forget to buy her the most expensive at the store, or she’d pee/poo all over the house + refuse to eat. I love her though, despite being an asshole she’d come to me when I’m crying or sad and just sit there and meow occasionally as if to say “I don’t like you that much, but I don’t like it when you’re sad too. So cheer up maybe?” I can’t imagine a life without this asshole and simply thinking of having to go to college and living without her is frustrating. 

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This is my asshole cat, Lily. As sweet as she looks she does have her annoying traits which include throwing herself at my door till it opens, sitting on my lap when I&#8217;m trying to pee, watching me shower, sleeping on my face and covering all of my possessions and living space in a thick layer of cat hair. 
Other than that she&#8217;s a babe.

This is my asshole cat, Lily. As sweet as she looks she does have her annoying traits which include throwing herself at my door till it opens, sitting on my lap when I’m trying to pee, watching me shower, sleeping on my face and covering all of my possessions and living space in a thick layer of cat hair. 

Other than that she’s a babe.

Anonymous asked: I have a cat who's addicted to Doritos, he'll demand you give him the whole bowl. If you give a small chip he'll meow, if you ignore him you better have a good hiding place for your bowl.I'll put them on my computer desk he'll jump up to get it, then I'll put the bowl of Doritos on my dresser. Then he'll act as if he's not interested and just when you're a bit too distracted to respond he comes back in jumps on the dresser and starts nibbling on the nacos. Doritos are NOT safe around him. XD