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YES.
Because we all know that ONE cat.
Who is an ass.
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Anonymous asked: to the anonymous who asked about the university of Guelph. I, who posted about Oscar, do go to Guelph. I am currently in first year studying biological science:)

This was probably a while ago but here ya go! :D

I;m Puffs and I;m that cat who purposely walks on your stomach while you;re sleeping because Im hungry. I;m that one cat who meows until I get what I want. Im under the sheets when you dont want me to be, and I take up all the room on the bed. You can sleep in the corner, I get the bed. But love me because even though Im an asshole, I run up to my owner when shes home and greet her by weaving through her legs and stand on my hind legs to get petted. I can sit, down, and play dead. I have 1/50 dog genes in me.

I;m Puffs and I;m that cat who purposely walks on your stomach while you;re sleeping because Im hungry. I;m that one cat who meows until I get what I want. Im under the sheets when you dont want me to be, and I take up all the room on the bed. You can sleep in the corner, I get the bed. But love me because even though Im an asshole, I run up to my owner when shes home and greet her by weaving through her legs and stand on my hind legs to get petted. I can sit, down, and play dead. I have 1/50 dog genes in me.

So this asshole is named Shadow and he’s about 10 months old. He likes to knock all your stuff over when you don’t give him what he wants and right now he’s going through a streak where he wants to sneak outside at midnight and then stay out till past 7am the little shit. But we love him anyway because sometimes he’s the biggest cuddle bug out there

So this asshole is named Shadow and he’s about 10 months old. He likes to knock all your stuff over when you don’t give him what he wants and right now he’s going through a streak where he wants to sneak outside at midnight and then stay out till past 7am the little shit. But we love him anyway because sometimes he’s the biggest cuddle bug out there

Anonymous asked: Do you go to the university of guelph?

No I do not :)

This is my asshole cat Oscar. Although he is awesome, since i moved away to university, he likes to maul me when i get back home. At 15 years old he is still as awesome as he was when i picked him out of the littler of kittens as a toddler. Favourite food? Doritos. Favourite place to sleep? Under the covers with me. Favourite night-time activity? Trying to massage my head. Whats that noise under the bed? Oscar chasing his tail. Love this cat to death, except for when he purrs…… because he drools…. EVERYWHERE. Here he is sitting on my work as I try and study for 3 midterms. Oh and don’t worry, he chewed on all of my pens and got black fluffy fur in my keyboard. Even with all of his weirdness, he is still my best kitty friend and he better be around for many more years:) 

This is my asshole cat Oscar. Although he is awesome, since i moved away to university, he likes to maul me when i get back home. At 15 years old he is still as awesome as he was when i picked him out of the littler of kittens as a toddler. Favourite food? Doritos. Favourite place to sleep? Under the covers with me. Favourite night-time activity? Trying to massage my head. Whats that noise under the bed? Oscar chasing his tail. Love this cat to death, except for when he purrs…… because he drools…. EVERYWHERE. Here he is sitting on my work as I try and study for 3 midterms. Oh and don’t worry, he chewed on all of my pens and got black fluffy fur in my keyboard. Even with all of his weirdness, he is still my best kitty friend and he better be around for many more years:) 

This is my assholecat, Hazel. Her hobbies include licking absolutely everything and crying nonstop at 4am. She’s just over a year old now, and still hasn’t gotten the hint that when I forcibly remove her from a place, to NOT immediately run back to it.

This is my assholecat, Hazel. Her hobbies include licking absolutely everything and crying nonstop at 4am. She’s just over a year old now, and still hasn’t gotten the hint that when I forcibly remove her from a place, to NOT immediately run back to it.

This is Kiwi.  She’s actually a super sweetheart.

This is Kiwi.  She’s actually a super sweetheart.

This is my asshole cat, Catniss.  Her mom was a stray that we took in, and not much later she had a litter of kittens, and we decided to keep one.  Catniss won’t eat cat food. Every we have to specially make a weird ham egg and milk mixture, thats the only way she’ll eat.  She also won’t drink water unless it’s moving, so she always makes a big splashy mess when shes thirsty.  If I ever try to lay on the couch and relax I always hear her little claws picking away at the fabric.But she’s adorable and I love her. So it all works out. 

This is my asshole cat, Catniss.  Her mom was a stray that we took in, and not much later she had a litter of kittens, and we decided to keep one.  Catniss won’t eat cat food. Every we have to specially make a weird ham egg and milk mixture, thats the only way she’ll eat.  She also won’t drink water unless it’s moving, so she always makes a big splashy mess when shes thirsty.  If I ever try to lay on the couch and relax I always hear her little claws picking away at the fabric.

But she’s adorable and I love her. So it all works out. 

This is Dorian, our flame point siamese asshole cat. We adopted him last month from the local shelter without knowing that he was so chatty. Instead of “meowing”, he garbles. His voice sounds like, “Leeeeedodoodbllluuuuuuuuuleeleleleleleleeeee”, mostly at 4am. I don’t think my partner nor I have gotten a full night’s sleep since we got him, but who cares. We have a special place in our hearts for this little guy.
His most annoying habit is trying to escape when we leave the house. He waits at the door and has gotten out a few times. It takes us atleast 5 minutes of wrestling and yelling before we can leave safely. 
We have adventures at: dorianthecat.tumblr.com!
Oh, and he’s cross eyed. Oh….

This is Dorian, our flame point siamese asshole cat. We adopted him last month from the local shelter without knowing that he was so chatty. Instead of “meowing”, he garbles. His voice sounds like, “Leeeeedodoodbllluuuuuuuuuleeleleleleleleeeee”, mostly at 4am. I don’t think my partner nor I have gotten a full night’s sleep since we got him, but who cares. We have a special place in our hearts for this little guy.

His most annoying habit is trying to escape when we leave the house. He waits at the door and has gotten out a few times. It takes us atleast 5 minutes of wrestling and yelling before we can leave safely. 

We have adventures at: dorianthecat.tumblr.com!

Oh, and he’s cross eyed. Oh….

This is my asshole cat, Squid.
As you can see, his main hobby is drinking out of the toilet. But his other interests include licking my eyes when I’m trying to sleep, climbing upside-down on the upholstery, & dragging my peanut butter sammiches off of my plate & eating them when I get up to get a beer.
Naturally I am obsessed with him for all of these reasons & more, so he has his own tag on my Tumblr if you click-through the picture.

This is my asshole cat, Squid.

As you can see, his main hobby is drinking out of the toilet. But his other interests include licking my eyes when I’m trying to sleep, climbing upside-down on the upholstery, & dragging my peanut butter sammiches off of my plate & eating them when I get up to get a beer.

Naturally I am obsessed with him for all of these reasons & more, so he has his own tag on my Tumblr if you click-through the picture.